Some
of the CofEQ
Parishioners'
Answers
to the Eternal Question
listed in current order of preference by the Ecumenical Council.
.....to
discover the properties of piezo-electric quartz in order to
oscillate in
harmony with the rest of the cosmos.
Proposed
by: R
Daltry
I do not
think we are here. We just like to pretend we are.
Proposed
by: Nancy
Winfield
.....to
find allies to assist us in switching between realities.
Proposed
by: carlitos
Alive or dead
it matters not, our purpose as the ultimate pleasure domes for
micro-organisms is obvious.
Proposed by: C. Grove
.....to laugh a lot, and cause laughter among as many others as
possible.
Proposed
by: Bryan
and Sue
.....to eat
beans and produce flatulence so that the clouds can move about.
Proposed
by: Brother
Branwell
.....to
exist now for a short time so as to not exist for an even longer time.
Proposed
by: karola
fz
.....to
collect the hairs that we wax from our legs to make a mat so that the
cat can
sleep on it.
Proposed
by: mark
What is
is. What maybe maybe
Proposed
by: Howard Male
.....because
we're here because we're here because...
Proposed
by: Ian
Woolf
.....to
produce steam from our urine in order to send secret smoke codes to the
Elvis
beings on the planet Vegas.
Proposed
by: BB
.....to
ask stupid questions about what the purpose of life is.
Proposed
by: Trevor
Martin
.....to
eat whilst sitting upon a latrine.
Proposed
by: Brecft
If you
would like to propose your own theory as to the answer to the Eternal
Question, please click on the email box below. Your proposals will be
considered
in due course (along with the many others we receive) by the Church
Synod. If
the Synod looks favourably upon your suggestion, it may be considered
for
placement in the Top Ten. If not, it may be placed on this List.
Please remember, as well,
that you are invited to vote on these and the current Top Ten
now. Simply specify which of
all answers listed is your preferred answer to the Eternal Question,
and the CofEQ IT
department will duly log and process your preference. This will have an
influence on the listing when the Synod next meets to review the Order
of
Priority.